About Me

I am a man who grew up playing nintendo tapes. I played almost all of them starting with atari system. I still play them today and I am one of the best there is at them.

One time I got invited to a party in high school. Everyone got drunk and my crush Theresa Scott looked like she might kiss me but she threw up on my pants instead. It smelled like Zima beer. I held her hair while she puked the rest of the way on my pants because we were in the back of shawn hartshorn’s parents car.

Also I am never lonely or sad. I want to make the whole world happy and just peace out and love each other. If everyone is your friend you’re never alone. I do this website because I am a professional nintendo tape reviewer. I could be doing a lot of other stuff.